About Me Now

I hate waking up in the morning

It’s extremely hard on Monday

Caramel lattes are my favorite

Especially from McCafé

I take too many vitamin gummies

‘Cause I think they are delicious

I used to be scared of toilets

And now I think my fish is.

My favorite color’s yellow

But sometimes it’s green or blue

Occasionally I’ll mix it up

And condition before I shampoo

Every once in a while I’m crazy

Like maybe every day

I hate the smell of cigarettes

And love the smell of hairspray

Unless I’m in my basement

I don’t believe in ghosts

I only eat blueberry bagels

And rarely toast my toasts

Ticking clocks tick me off

So do roosters’ crowing

I wish I were an inch taller

But I think I am done growing

Most days I sing in the shower

Most days I’m pretty good

I want to be on American Idol

With my shower voice I could

I’ve never dyed my hair

Don’t have any tooth cavities

I love the feeling when you laugh

And when you try to hold a sneeze

I live on cinnamon chewing gum

I like to stay up late

Foreign movies are fantastic

(Use subtitles to translate)

I’ve had my share of broken bones

Cuts, scrapes, and bruises too

While biking I once sprained one arm

The next time I broke two

I can’t sleep until its quiet

And cant study till its loud

I like to be all by myself

I like getting lost in a crowd

Shopping is my cardio

I try to do it everyday

I consider myself preppy

Since I love my oxford grays.

I could live my whole life

Without eating peanut brittle (ick)

Puppies make me happy

The smell of wood stain makes me sick

I think mayonnaise is disgusting

Marmalade isn’t much better

In the summer I live in flip-flops

In winter, my grandma’s knit sweaters

I love jogging in the spring

Summer, winter, and fall

I pretend I’m a bowling star

When I barely strike at all

I’m a terribly awful driver

Hope you don’t meet me in the street

I try to be a friendly person

And smile at everyone I meet.

I can’t do anything without music

My iPod’s my best friend

I like to splurge on shoes

And forget how much I spend

I’m really good at Spanish

So its time to tell you “chau”

Two minutes ago you didn’t know

What you know about me now

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